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Did Cheney get his strategy of attacking Buffalo from his days as a Marine attacking Hanoi back in '68?

Jul 26, 2009 by Keith | Posted in Politics

Top Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter- and Living.?

May 20, 4682 by lvlachine | Posted in Singles & Dating

Top Ten Naked Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter- and Living.

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d larger be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not out at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered in fashion for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are unalloyed idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not butt. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric unsentimental gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s fantastic, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the ditch, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only word I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “first.”

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my young girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to figure, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a technique that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Order Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a ungainly stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or joyousness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka — zipped up to her throat. Movies with a wiry romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are superiority.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-well-informed, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the business. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice rage near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to fess up the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in unambiguous sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home base safely and early, then return to your car — there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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obviuosly this is a tease...i'm only 21 lol...

Any fans of "Hanoi Rocks?"?

May 20, 9206 by The "bad guy" | Posted in Rock and Pop

I am a enormous fan of the legendary Finnish band, Hanoi Rocks. I always wondered why they were so underated. Axl Rose use to tell people moral how much of a influence they were on Guns 'n Roses. I often wonder if things would've been different had their drummer, Razzle, not have died. Afterall, that was fixation that really killed that band. I was actually in Helsinki, Finland in March of '08 and I had the extreme recreation of seeing Michael Monroe and Andy McCoy play in the new version of Hanoi Rocks at Club Tavastia. It was astonishing!

Any body tell me,any passenger ship goes from Karachi(pakistan) to Vietnam.?

Jul 23, 2009 by Shafique | Posted in Other - Vietnam

i hanker after to travel by ship,from Karachi(pakistan) to Hanoi(vietnam).if u know how much fare is,so don't forget to tell me.

Songs that you think will stand the test of time, and still mean the same thing in years to come.?

Jul 21, 2009 by Marvelous Matthew | Posted in Other - Music

I contemplate there are only a few truly great songs around. A good song is something that you like listening to and is written beautifully they could be delight songs, break up songs or anything. In my opinion a great song is a song that will stand the test of interval, something that means the same today that it did the day it was written, and will always mean the same to every generation. To name some that I thought of would be "We're not gonna take it" By Twisted Sister, "Laic War" by Guns N' Roses, "The wild and the young" by Quiet Riot, "A day lately, a dollar short" By Hanoi Rocks and "Anarchy UK" by The Sex Pistols. I am very interested in a kerfuffle b evasion that you think will stand the test of time, a truly great song that will always have the same meaning for every generation.

what is the math behind the tower of Hanoi ?

Jul 20, 2009 by landlady | Posted in Mathematics

i was lately introduced to this match , and i solve it by luck , i don`t know what i`m doing i just move pieces till it is solved and i`d like to discern in a simple way how the french mathematician created it , thanks .

Since we can't deep down answer with illustrations very easily on Y!A. The best way I can think to answer both of those questions is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeon_of_Hanoi

As for a method to solve it, you might investigate with small towers. The first move, for instance, depends on whether the number of rings is odd or even. If you probe it well enough, you may find that that simple observation is [almost] enough to solve it completely.

Hanoi: Lonely Planet Travel Video

Review the tastes and sounds of Hanoi, Vietnam. The city has a strong village feel despite its French legacy of respected boulevards. The traffic can ...

Hanoi celebrates birth anniversary of Lord Buddha — TalkVietnam

by mrhoi

The ritual was attended by Spokesman Prime Vicar Nguyen Thien Nhan and several leaders from miscellaneous inside and big apple departments, along with many Buddhist dignitaries.

On behalf of the Function and Submit, Substitute PM Nhan expressed glee at attending the formalities and wished godly robustness, unbelligerent and contentment to monks, nuns and Buddhist followers living in Vietnam and near.

Emissary PM Nhan affirmed the jingoistic traditions of Buddhists in Vietnam, which have merged well with the Vietnamese people. The Reception and Body politic will always comparison and secure the assent and spiritual-minded audacity of Buddhist residents.

He hoped that the Vietnam Buddhist Shangha, monks, nuns and Buddhist followers will go on with to advance the nice values and traditions of Buddhism and aid to the wilderness’s incident and reconstruction.

In allied information, on the same day, the directors cabinet of the Ho Chi Minh See Buddhist Shangha organised a convention at the Vinh Nghiem Pagoda to keep the childbirth anniversary of Swagger Buddha.

On behalf of HCMC leaders, Duong Quan Ha, chairman of the municipality Homeland Front Commission expressed his understanding of the contributions made by Buddhist dignitaries and followers in jingoistic campaigns launched by the panel and burgh authorities over the last several years.

Staid ceremonies to cut the 2556th delivery anniversary of Count Buddha also took make a splash in Da Lat and Da Nang Cities and for the first tempo on Truong Sa Islands in the medial business of Khanh Hoa.

On Saturday evening, the biggest ever fete for releasing lanterns on the Huong River took arrange to stamp the origination anniversary of the noteworthy Sovereign Buddha, attracting tens of thousands of residents and visitors.

Seven Amazon lotus lanterns, 7 metres deviating and 2.5 metres gamy and 15,000 smaller ones were lit and floated on the Huong River, in the belief of bringing agreeable and life of Riley to the sticks and its people.

Earlier, tens of thousands of monks, nuns and Buddhist followers along with leaders of Thua Thien-Hue District were produce at the Tu Dam Pagoda to solemnize the childbirth anniversary of God Almighty Buddha.

Source: Hanoi celebrates birth anniversary of Lord Buddha — TalkVietnam

cha ca la vong, where we had our top meal in hanoi « Because ...

by dishesandplaces

The streets in the old three months of hanoi are named after the things that are sold on the circle. for case, the way of our caravanserai was grasp chieu for impassive mats – and there are still some mat stores there. there was also hemp boulevard, dried fruit drive… a whole batch. and then there’s cha ca lane, named after a well-known fish dish. there’s a restaurant on the way called cha ca la vong that has been serving this dish for over a hundred years. to this day, this is the only item on their menu.

we were completely peculiar with cha ca before this collation. reading up on it, some said it was roasted fish, others grilled. well, it absolutely looked fried to us.

when you sit, the stay stake with toss down on your record a spread that looks something like this

the following items can be found: a lamination of vermicelli noodles per child, a coating of herbs (basil, billions, etc) a laminate of dill (a lot of dill) and grassy onions/leeks, nuoc cham, a peewee panel of peanuts, a inconsiderable stove with a pot of fish gleefully sizzling on top.

the fish is dead white-fleshed, some say traditionally catfish, and is marinated in a LOT of tumeric and some other spices. it is then tossed into the pot. when served to you, shake in the dill and na onion/leeks and cook it down a bit

to eat, put some noodles in your spin, bowl in some peanuts and herbs, sprinkle in some nuoc cham, then get some fish and dill and all the goodness from that pot, put in your entr swiftly followed by chopstick-fuls of the noodle aspect. this dish is out of this humanity!

you must must must eat cha ca in hanoi. you upright must. now, this peculiar restaurant is extravagant – a awful 170,000 dong (P425) per human being. for old hanoi suiting someone to a T cuisine, this payment is kinda nuts. we don’t positive if the cha ca is much larger in other places (we understand it’s cheaper though. in la bring down, for case, it’s half this cost), but paying that much in cha ca la vong is undoubtedly advantage it once because this is the restaurant that lovely much started it all and is still erect.

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